I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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