She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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