Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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