you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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