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(480): View more from Arizona

I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?

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oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no

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(480): I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy? (408): oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no http://tfl.nu/w6ll

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(860): View more from Connecticut

she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?

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(860): she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that? http://tfl.nu/vpzp

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(757): View more from Virginia

We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.

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(757): We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on. http://tfl.nu/8n2e

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once

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(651): i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once http://tfl.nu/7d16

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(919): View more from North Carolina

porn star boner night. come get it.

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(919): porn star boner night. come get it. http://tfl.nu/vz2z

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(352): View more from Florida

he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled

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(352): he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled http://tfl.nu/6wmo

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(914): View more from New York

I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint

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(914): I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint http://tfl.nu/yez0

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.

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(513): I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud. http://tfl.nu/lhri

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.

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(843): It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying. http://tfl.nu/4qy7

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(678): View more from Georgia

He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.

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(678): He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story. http://tfl.nu/lvz4

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(514): View more from Quebec

all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something

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how did you graduate high school

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(514): all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something (1-514): how did you graduate high school http://tfl.nu/3j47

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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.

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(215): Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke. http://tfl.nu/g0ji

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(703): View more from Virginia

Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn

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(703): Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn http://tfl.nu/hyg6

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(313): View more from Michigan

I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying

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(313): I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying http://tfl.nu/wpv1

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(908): View more from New Jersey

someone just got arrested on campus...

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holy fuck look at all that cocaine

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(908): someone just got arrested on campus... (908): holy fuck look at all that cocaine http://tfl.nu/ymqg

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