At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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