I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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