ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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