connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
