Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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