I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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