All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
