Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing