I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
They took my balls.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.