think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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