Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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