I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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