Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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