What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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