I heard we made out
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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