Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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