I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize