Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
