I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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