All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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