i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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