But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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