Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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