He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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