Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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