I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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