you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
