i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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