She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Couch. On fire.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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