Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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