But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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