girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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