I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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