If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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