Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
