Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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