And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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