god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.