He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow