did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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