I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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