dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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