I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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