Please, let me fuck your mom
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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