we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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