How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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