i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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