Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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