I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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