I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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