i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Randomize