david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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