i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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