if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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