So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
