remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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